Cocaine is actually anywhere between $50 to $80 per gram
with an 8-ball (
five three* and 0.5 grams) going for $300, give or take. The cheaper the cocaine is, the less cocaine is actually in it. Most dealers will mix it with Walgreens-brand baby laxative, cheap Mexican crank, or some other cheap additive like generic mannitol.
The cheaper stuff will stay in your system for anywhere between 30 and 90 minutes, and depending how little of the active ingredient there is, you will run the possibility of having a major dopamine-related anxiety attack when it wears off. Symptoms will include “Why did I have sex in a bar?” “Where are my pants?” and “Oh no, I’ve just blown my entire paycheck on drugs.”
Likewise, due to the fact that cocaine makes you feel alert and brave at the same time that it acts on your dopamine receptors, you are more likely to seek out sexual situations which you will absolutely regret later.
Ironically, men will often lose the ability to achieve an erection for up to 8 hours, if the laxative has not already made them crap their trousers.
Have fun tiger.
*sorry, it’s been awhile