MTV releases the insane Liquid Television archives to the masses
"One drink…and that’s it. Don’t be rude, drink your drink…but do it quickly. Say goodnight and go home."
I have the best goddamn job in the world.
I’m veejaying one of these stages at the Sriracha Festival in San Jose today. Hmu if you want free food and booze. This shit is going to be epic.
I have never had the urge to murder another human being surge through my veins as hard as when I self-deprecated (jokingly) in front of a dude who grows weed.
"Yeah…I’m a little nervous about running these lights tonight. Wish me luck!"
I was in the middle of running said light show and doing fine. The humor went over his head, so he proceeded to offer me some pro tips from Dabber Central Command on how to do my job. Then, because he was wasted, he tried to push me out of the way and put his hands on my console.
Hey asshole. You’re high as fuck. You also smell like a greasy rotten butthole. Shut the fuck up and go back to your grow house.
Korosu (verb) 殺す: Japanese word meaning “to kill”
I picked up a last minute veejay gig at some sort of rich people mega party
in San Jose tomorrow. Apparently they can afford my boss Brandon and me together, which is kind of insane, so I’m hunkered down at a Starbucks, cracked out on 87 shots of espresso, listening to LCD Soundsystem, rendering a bunch of garbage.
I have six layers of High Definition going on here, plus a gundam cockpit hub layer that I stole. Looks like the worst shit ever. I need some real drugs.
"Bringeth all of thine Adderall unto me" ~Jesus (John, 3:69)